[Mig] redneck joke

[glenn.kunig@verizon.net]

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 WHO SAYS REDNECKS AINT BRIGHT??

"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes.  What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Billy Bob Smith! He=92s hiding =
marijuana inside his firewood." =


"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search th=
e shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they burst open every piec=
e of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Billy Bob and leave.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house:

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Buddy"
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Glenn  mig 3646
2002 Marauder
1985 kaw klr 600 "the beast"
scrc 139008 southwestern pa